A REPORT FROM THE PHANTOM ZONE By Steve Aishman The Zuni have used clay figures for thousands of years. Buddhists; mandalas. A clinical psychologists may suggest a candle. Christians may use the cross. Cultures from around the globe and throughout history…
A REPORT FROM THE PHANTOM ZONE By Steve Aishman “History is more or less bunk.” – Henry Ford I lost my portable hard drive the other day. The strange thing is, it really didn’t matter. Even a few years ago, if…
A REPORT FROM THE PHANTOM ZONE By Steve Aishman I have a question for you about child rearing: What do you do about a child who is behaving badly just for the attention? You don’t want to acknowledge the behavior because…
By STEVE AISHMAN Dust – To remove dust (as in cleaning) Dust – To apply dust (as in fingerprinting) Bound – Moving (“I was bound for Chicago”) Bound – Unable to move (“I was bound to my desk”) Buckle -…
By STEVE AISHMAN Editor’s Note: This installment of Steve Aishman’s “Report From The Phantom Zone” may have been written in collaboration with his wife and long-time Big RED contributor, Heidi Marston Aishman. “It’s amazing how much you can get done…
By STEVE AISHMAN “The Six Mistakes of Man” The delusion that personal gain is made by crushing others. The tendency to worry about things that cannot be changed or corrected. Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish…
By STEVE AISHMAN “You see, visiting art exhibitions is a terrible act of violence that we perpetrate on ourselves.” – Trotsky “He has helped to preserve, protect, and present the cultural and artistic heritage of our world.” – President George…
By STEVE AISHMAN SUBJECT: FAQ (Fairly Asinine Questions) Asinine:[‘æ-sê-nIn] marked by inexcusable failure to exercise intelligence or sound judgment of, relating to, or resembling an ass My third grade teacher once told me there is no such thing as a…