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A REPORT FROM THE PHANTOM ZONE

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By STEVE AISHMAN

The Budget Biennial

JP Morgan is where Jesus saves. Sometimes
I buy RH Quaytman's work and the rest
of the Whitney. It's not for sale. No sound
to hear in this grab ass scene. Gary's so broke
he buys pot by the pound. I'm Rihanna's rebound.

That's not my gun? The Bruce High Quality
Foundation
is not God's own creation.
The Museum is broke! We're shakin'
in shit! There's no architecture to see
in Frecon. Hell, I eat paint like Bacon.

It was love at first sight, so I looked again.
Art is for shoppin', we poppin' champagne.
This show is a joke, this show is on crack.
When you spend more, you'll earn more cashback.

Charles Ray is chokin'. It's intoxication!
Don't give a damn ‘bout my bad reputation.
Francesco Bonami can't find the new,
so when I drink, I drink Mtn Dew.


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Steve Aishman is a former resident of the Phantom Zone. Since his escape he has been a regular contributor Big RED & Shiny.

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