THE FOURTH ANNUAL SUMMER MOVIE EXTRAVAGANZA

HARRY POTTER 5 == THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK by MATTHEW NASH

BLACK BOOK by MICAH MALONE

KNOCKED UP: GROSS-OUT COMEDY FOR EVANGELICALS by BEN SLOAT

THE SIMPSONS MOVIE by MATTHEW NASH

ALL THE THINGS I LEARNED FROM LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD by HEIDI M. AISHMAN

Welcome to the Big RED & Shiny Summer Movie Extravaganza! Can I interest you in a combo snack pack? Well, did you know that if you go one size larger, it's only twenty-eight cents?

Would you like your parking validated? Can I interest you in our Premier Membership club? You get four Summer Movie Extravaganzas for the price of two! How about a Kiddie Pack?

Would you like to have your next conference or board meeting at the Big RED & Shiny Summer Movie Extravaganza? Or, you can rent out the Extravaganza for a sleepover party for your kids!

May I take your ticket? Theatre Four is to your left, please join the line. If the theatre is any warmer than a meat locker, please let us know and we'll refund your tickets right away. However, if the film goes out of focus, please keep your mouth shut.

Silence your cell phones (but not your children or friends) and enjoy the show.

SUMMER MOVIE EXTRAVAGANZA by BIG RED in issue #10
2ND ANNUAL SUMMER MOVIE EXTRAVAGANZA by BIG RED in issue #25
SUMMER MOVIE EXTRAVAGANZA III by BIG RED in issue #45